Who is Bill Smith?

Let me tell you some things about our man Bill. Some interesting tidbits.

 

For one, he goes by several names, depending on the day and situation.

 

Bill. Bill Smith. Bootstrap Bill. Dolla Bill. Bitch. Biiiiiiiiiitch.

 

Why those last two names? Well one second tidbit about Dolla Bill is that he LOVES to curse, often at the most hilarious and unexpected of times. Dude has one of the filthiest vocabs I’ve ever heard, and it’s totally unexpected and not the least bit offensive. Somehow he manages to call me “Bitch” and not offend me. In fact, he calls our whole band collectively “Bitches.” Some examples would be “ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BITCHES?!” or “STOP BEING A PUSSY YOU BITCH!” Tremendous.

 

Bill also loves to talk. . . a LOT. A Lot a Lot! And much of what he says would be excellent stand-up material. On Saturday night on 6^th street after our show at 2:45am he commented, for example:

“They’re everywhere. . .”
“Who?” I said.
”HOOCHIES!!!!!!!!”  

 

Bootstrap also works from home, and has frequently bragged that he gets to wear a wife beater and boxers all day, solving giant corporations’ financial problems from the comfort of his couch in order to “pay for all this recording CRAP I own.” Which leads me to my last little tidbit about Bill. . .

 

He’s making the FULL SERVICE LIVE ALBUM – recorded over two shows (June 28^th and Sept 27^th) at the Flamingo Cantina -

And it’s gonna be BAD ASS. . . BITCHES!

Tags: Flamingo Cantina, Full Service, live album